SAMUYA was founded Saturday 23rd January 2021. The club was founded by Playing_Paul in a 4 vs 4 casual match. Paul guided us and saves our lives on multiple occasions which was ultimately the work which gave him the position of God for the club. The clubs players had branched from a club called Mish_Mac13 which consisted of two players. After just a day of this club being together, a player who goes by the name of JayEnn10 (now the co-owner of SAMUYA with Mish_Mac who founded Mish_Mac13) left the club. But against the odds and through Paul’s greatness and guidance JayEnn10 and Mish_Mac were reunited and made a club on behalf of Paul. The club is named SAMUYA: Shove A Microwave Up Your Arse. The name was aimed to showcase the power of Paul. After 1 day of the club’s outstanding existence a logo was made to have a visual representation of Paul’s majestic essence. Here is the logo in all its glory:

With the club having an eye for success they rapidly looked for assistance in their search for victory. The assistance came in the shape of SezzaDaBoss. The club was hesitant to include her into the squad after a comment which stated “Paul is an ugly name” this rash statement left families crying and sparked a number of protests and suicides. But despite this circumstance the club welcomed the player with open arms. The club continued to strive for success with hard training sessions and tough opponents. We thank Paul for all that is great for he is our lord, our saviour and the Holy Spirit.

 

This is a comment on the start of the club from Mish_Mac: Fuck off Paul, Paul fuck off, RIP Paul. The history of this great club started when Paul impregnated an alien who birthed the human race. He took human form and joined a drug cartel in Mexico. He joined our rocket league game and shat on our chests with his areal god like qualities. He died the next day. “Fuck off Paul” RIP

 

SezzaDaBoss also commented, her words were on joining the club: it was weird joining the club

 

Jonty Nicholas, Club owner