Player profiles

Mish_mac

Mish_Mac... or sould I say mmm mmi mmi mis mishhh mm mm ma mac. A player of a few words, because he struggles to get them out, but nevertheless we love a bit of the Mish_Mac. He struggles a bit in the female department and probably other departments as-well. He has self proclaimed himself as good at aerials... but realistically he's only good at making excuses for missing aerials. The word handicapped springs to mind when talking about the lad and when asked what he wants in his player profile he replied "just say that I like beating the ball if u know what I mean", he has a unique sense of humour... if you're above the age of 7. But he is a good lad and on his day he can put in a very good shift on rocket league.

MJMT24

Mag's head shape is a similar to Mish_Mac's rocket league attributes (not well rounded). What he lacks in personality, he makes up for in the female department. Just kidding, he got rejected, sorry Mag, plenty more fish in the sea. On the topic of fish, a recent study has found that most fish are produced by incest. On the topic of incest, Mag is an inbred. Despite this Mag did proclaim himself a ladies man, errrrrr Mag just because your mum still washes you in the bath it doesn't mean you're "a ladies man". When asked what he wanted in his profile he said "Yeah call me professional boss man or prolific Badman". I can assure you that he is neither. All joking aside, we love Mag and it is sad because he has more personality than any of us and more lady action. Up the MJMT24.

slow_low88

Not much to him other than the fact that he is tall and has some sort of autism. I like to compare his rocket league skills with Bobby Firmino, severely overrated. The following are quotes from slow_low88 from when I asked him what he wanted me to say in this... three of the statements are lies and one is true. Which one is the true?

Which one is true

That was a trick question, he is neither funny, good at rocket league or able to talk to girls in person. This man produces the worst chat ever that if he was in a room with just Mish_Mac he would be 2nd most interesting there. I thought gay people were supposed to be friendly..... clearly not, slow_low88 gives me constant abuse. Nah, we can appreciate him most of the time and he often puts in a good shift.

mICKSTAR321

Mickstar has helped the club in recruiting a good friend who he says is skinny and good at rocket league, from this I knew that the phrase, opposites attract was real. Mickey has had his fair share of relationships and I'm sure that if I put all the females in a line there would be more pikes than in a UK river. His catchphrases consist of: "Nah, I'm not avin it" and other road-man phrases. It would be threatening if it didn't come from the only man I know that looks like a lesbian, he has a phew feminine traits which stretch from highlights in short hair to thinking he is good at football. But he does have some decent chat. Mickey is also a racist.