After 4 months, the SAMUYA website is back on the road. We are looking to break away from our rocket league focus..... because it is bendy. the youtube channel has deleted all its videos because that is less straight than Hugo Ante-Cannings after being hit by a pride parade. We are going to go from a 5/10 to a 10/10 a bit like Anna Low in the last two years and we will come back better. We have some news amongst  the members: Hamish has a speech therapist, Mickey is a public racist, Alex has found a new job in the party entertainment industry and has practised with his FRIENDS and has shared some lovely pictures with the group. Billy Winton, a huge name in the club, has come out which is surprising seeing the amount of time he spent with Anna which was enough to turn Zandra Brown lesbian. Magnus has got 27% in the maths exam which is only 5% less than the class average so I believe a congratulations is necessary. 

JayEnn and slow_low took to the stage in 9 club last week and tis week, they were as follows:

On Saturday, SAMUYA played 5 club games:

On Friday evening, MJMT24 and Mish_Mac played Utamaho in a 2 vs 2 game. The scoring was opened by MJMT24 who had this to say about the goal:"

Our second team vs team game has concluded. Some class play from the two lads involved (JayEnn & Mish_Mac).  The first goal came early in the second minute through Mish_Mac with some sort of aerial which was assisted by JayEnn. SQUARTANEBBRI equalised through MIKIBLACK12 this scoreline was short lived before JayEnn scores assisted by a Mish_Mac aerial. This repeated to make it 3-3 going into overtime. JayEnn has the simplest chance he'll ever come across to try and seal the deal but hits it so wide that the ball bounced of the side wall instead of the goal wall, we started to lose hope. Out of seemingly nothing, Mish_Mac gives our wonderful club the win with a solo goal which gave him the deserved MVP. COYP

Today we welcome our newest member to the club, I am told he is an unbelievable player and we can thank Mickstar for introducing him into the team. vAccurateFN is a player with excellent determination, I saw this quality when I was told that he had a weight loss from 4lbs to 2lbs, some work of an absolute beast. LOVE THAT FROM YOU BIG LAD. In an interview he commented "I decided to join the team because I heard they were all handicapped and I'm not so yeh" a statement of great truth. I have also learned that the big lad himself bench pressed a PB of 4kg, congratulations and welcome to the club.

Today, a prolific player known as MJMT24 joined the club. He is the perfect inclusion to our success chasing team. He had this to say on joining the squad:   "I am honoured to join this historic club. A huge name in the Rocket League footballing world. I am looking forward to making my debut and starting this new journey"

We are welcoming our latest recruit, slow_low88 to the club. Welcome to SAMUYA, good luck.

Over the coming days, the club will be approaching players to join the club. COYP

On the 25th January, 20:30, a player with great promise joined the club. Mickstar321, a friend of the club joins on a free contract after being let out by his former club. He said this on behalf of joining the club:

Good results today without the woman, but nevertheless SezzaDaBoss put in a good shift when on the pitch. The evening games saw the lads come through with some good competitive wins. We finished with a very close game between us and our rival club SUCK, it went down to the wire at the Forbidden Temple and in extra time JayEnn10 scores to make it 3-2 after two outstanding goals from Mish_Mac to give us the momentum.